Tuesday, March 11, 2014

My Chinese Life in Gifs

So it took me a while to post all about the Yunnan trip. In the meantime I have just been going about life as usual in Beijing. I went to the Lantern Festival in Beijing to celebrate the end of the Chinese New Year in which there were neither lanterns nor a festival, visited Tiananmen Square and had a thousand more pictures taken of me, and shopped at WuMart, the Chinese equivalent of Walmart, which is slightly frightening. My Chinese is also coming along great: the other day I accidentally transposed two syllables and called my tutor “tofu” to everyone's great amusement.

I put together this post in order for everyone to get a better idea of what my day to day life is like here in China. I hope you find it informative.

How I feel when someone speaks Chinese to me and then expects me to understand:


I try to attempt to respond:



And if that fails and they still don't understand me:



When the Chinese people obsess over my hair:



What it's like whenever I try to get on the subway:



 When I'm wandering around Beijing and can't read the street signs:



How it feels when I can't get on a website because of government censorship:



When I have no idea what I just ordered at a restaurant:



How I feel when the smog is really bad and I have to wear a mask:



When my Chinese teacher assigns massive amounts of characters to memorize:

There goes my night.

When my friends and I find a place that serves good western food:



Anytime I have to use the water:



 Whenever I contemplate crossing the street:

Is that eight lanes of traffic or ten?